Princess Paige and Tonks, the Adventurer
Hii there. x
I'm not pro anything,
Just someone who's also struggling.
Trigger warning, loves.
You are not alone.

Welcome to my Hell.

Female~PTSD~Bulimia Nervosa~Depression~Pagan~Freshman
tell us your most embarrassing story

jesusinc:

jesusinc:

So a while back i was at this party and i was the first girl to arrive and there were like 20 guys already there, we were all siting around, having a beer and whatnot when the dj arrived. So all the guys went out the front of the house to help set up the dj gear and it was just me sitting there alone in the backyard for like 5 minuets. I stood up to go follow them bc i was getting really bored when i realized something, my period had gone through my white pants and stained the while chair, i was humiliated, i had no idea what to do, i could hear the guys were coming back and i had to do something quick, time was running out. So i grabbed the chair, ran like 10 meters and threw it over the fence into the neighboring yard, i quickly walked back and tied my jacket around my waist. The guys soon returned and didn’t suspect a thing, i am amazing.

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dievrgent:

there are just some books that no matter how long it had been since you finished them youd never ever get them out of your head they just stay in you forever

If the signs were mythological creatures:
Werewolf
Hell hound
Doppelgänger
Banshee
Fairy
Angel
Nymph
Siren
Ghost
Mermaid
Vampire
Shapeshifter

ascandalinriverheights:

Making fun of your internet friends like

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P-p-p...
Papa? Say Papa!
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)
I wanna roll with him a hard pair we will be
A little gambling is fun when you're with me (I love it)
Russian Roulette is not the same without a gun
And baby when it's love if its not rough it isn't fun, fun
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, oh-oh-e-oh-oh-oh
I'll get him hot, show him what I've got
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, oh-oh-e-oh-oh-oh,
I'll get him hot, show him what I've got
Can't read my,
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(she's got me like nobody)
Can't read my
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(she's got me like nobody)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)
(Mum mum mum mah)
(Mum mum mum mah)
I won't tell you that I love you
Kiss or hug you
Cause I'm bluffin' with my muffin
I'm not lying, I'm just stunnin' with my love-glue-gunning
Just like a chick in the casino
Take your bank before I pay you out
I promise this, promise this
Check this hand cause I'm marvelous
Can't read my,
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(she's got me like nobody)
Can't read my
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(she's got me like nobody)
Can't read my,
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(she's got me like nobody)
Can't read my
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(she's got me like nobody)
Can't read my,
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(she's got me like nobody)
Can't read my
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(she's got me like nobody)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)

battybatty:

You know when you look at a clock and then you have to look again because you just looked at the clock and not the time?


autisticlynx:

marshmallowknight:

quartzkin:

i see your point, but: disabled dragons

dragons missing a limb

deaf dragons

autistic dragons whose special interests include treasure

dragons with misophonia who make solitary lairs to get away from annoying people sounds

dragons who feel powerful because they can just breathe flames at hallucinations

dragons who don’t speak but end up making friends with a friendly human anyway

(Source: frillshark)


running4thehigh:

Just in case no one told you today:

  • Good morning
  • You’re beautiful
  • I love you
  • Nice butt

sleepingwiththekings:

ajantas:

white people are like “why don’t you live in India” and I’m just thinking why don’t you live in 12.5% Germany 25% England 25% Australia 6.25% Sweden 18.75% Russia and 12.5% Italy??????

Not all white people are different nationalities. I’m 100% Irish bruh

pvnkofficial:

bearxtooth:

aiirwaves:

frontb0ttoms:

aiirwaves:

aiirwaves:

sorry for like the third selfie this week lmao

sorry friends, i am tagging

Im so jealous of how gorgeous you are!

aw thankssss c:

Holy crap how are you so PRETTY

my gf